Has there ever been a bigger symbol of liberal hypocrisy than Ernesto “Che” Guevara? Probably – there are assholes like Nelson Mandela and lots more that I am not going to bother thinking about at the moment. This particular post is about the bourgeois pretty boy turned communist murderer turned coffee house hipster t-shirt icon.
Sure he did stuff like:
- summarily execute people
- called blacks smelly (LOL)
- raped his maid on the dining room table in front of his rich buddies
- put gays in work camps (LOL)
- committed acts of terrorism
- stole private property
Yet he somehow manages to be a hero to shitlibs around the world. It’s OK if he thought you were a smelly ape, Jay-Z – wear your Che Guevara shirt anyway!
Sometimes, when I want to get rock hard, I read this account of his death at the hands of the CIA and a group of Bolivian counter-insurgency troops trained for the specific purpose of ending his commie ass.
Now that we have established what a gigantic piece of communist shit Che was, help yourself to a FREE copy of Che’s book Guerrilla Warfare! Go on, download it! Che won’t mind – he was a communist so you know he wouldn’t care about silly stuff like intellectual property rights!
Written in 1961, this book documents all the super cool stuff Che learned while waging a terror campaign against a country (Cuba) that he wasn’t even a citizen of. Invading other people’s countries and setting up a brutal communist dictatorship is totally sweet, bros! With this book, you can really “get inside Che’s head” – just like those maggots in that Bolivian ditch he was chucked into – on the topic of running your very own insurgency!
Click Here for a free .pdf download of Guerrilla Warfare by Ernesto Che’ Guevara